Whats the meanest thing you can do to a blind person?
Leave the plunger in the toilet
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.
What is the definition of trust?
Letting a cannibal give you a blow job.
Why dont midgets wear tampons?
They trip over the strings.
How do you know if you are a redneck?
You go to the family reunion to find a date.