Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Some Jokes

Whats the meanest thing you can do to a blind person?
Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.

What is the definition of trust?
Letting a cannibal give you a blow job.

Why dont midgets wear tampons?
They trip over the strings.

How do you know if you are a redneck?
You go to the family reunion to find a date.

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